Legit Lists & Awards

The worst of Haute Garbage

Revisiting the articles that no one really read in 2024. We can call them cult classics.

Dec 30, 2024 •

Fossilized shark teeth & vintage Miu Miu - Depop finds that got away in 2024

Nothing haunts us like the second-handies we didn't buy because they live eternally in our likes and saves.

Dec 18, 2024 •

Ins & Outs For 2025

Next year will signal the return of athleisure and peep-toe shoes. Meanwhile, we've hit peak Carrie Bradshawfication.

Nov 25, 2024 •

The Haute Garbage Unofficial Spring 2025 Awards List

That's a wrap on fashion month and I've got some very prestigious, very legit awards to award.

Oct 2, 2024 •

24 Fashion Films That Shit All Over The Devil Wears Prada

Jul 22, 2024 •

The Haute Garbage Unofficial Met Gala Awards List

Happy first Monday of May to all that celebrate. Especially you, Zendaya.

May 7, 2024 •

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