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The comfort of pixels
Let me just unlock some core childhood memories.
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Kayla Marci
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What comes after Castlecore & Rococo Revival?
My thoughts on Pinterest Predicts. Plus, three macro trends inspired by the past that we'll see in fashion's future.
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Kayla Marci
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The children yearn for anonymity
If the digital apocalypse came and the internet vanished forever, what would you be wearing?
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Kayla Marci
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No one wants to work these days, but we all want to dress like it
Balancing corporate burnout with my love of suiting.
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Kayla Marci
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The Commodification of Charming Clutter
I promise this is not a Sonny Angel hate piece.
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Kayla Marci
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Is the Rise of Mature Models Just Another Fashion Gimmick?
We had Brat Summer. Now, it’s Willem Dafoe Fall, y’all.
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Kayla Marci
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Moth-Eaten Maximalism Is Coming
We'll all be emulating our eccentric aunties.
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Kayla Marci
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The Moo Deng Starter Pack
I have fashion week brain rot, let's look at baby hippo pics.
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Kayla Marci
Must Be the Season of the Basic Bitch
Literelly no one asked but here's my thoughts on the "summer is for people who can't dress" rhetoric anyway.
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Kayla Marci
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When Your Personal Style Becomes Internet Fodder
Wearing micro trends before and after they became micro trends.
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Kayla Marci
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All Animals Are Fashionable, But Some Are More Fashionable Than Others
Navigating the industry's relationship with animals as friends, accessories and fabrics.
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Kayla Marci
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Don't Let Blake Lively Ruin Florals For You
Here are seven other floral examples to restore your faith.
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Kayla Marci
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