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No one wants to work these days, but we all want to dress like it
Balancing corporate burnout with my love of suiting.
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Kayla Marci
10
The Commodification of Charming Clutter
I promise this is not a Sonny Angel hate piece.
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Kayla Marci
10
Is the Rise of Mature Models Just Another Fashion Gimmick?
We had Brat Summer. Now, it’s Willem Dafoe Fall, y’all.
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Kayla Marci
2
Moth-Eaten Maximalism Is Coming
We'll all be emulating our eccentric aunties.
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Kayla Marci
6
The Moo Deng Starter Pack
I have fashion week brain rot, let's look at baby hippo pics.
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Kayla Marci
Must Be the Season of the Basic Bitch
Literelly no one asked but here's my thoughts on the "summer is for people who can't dress" rhetoric anyway.
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Kayla Marci
10
When Your Personal Style Becomes Internet Fodder
Wearing micro trends before and after they became micro trends.
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Kayla Marci
6
All Animals Are Fashionable, But Some Are More Fashionable Than Others
Navigating the industry's relationship with animals as friends, accessories and fabrics.
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Kayla Marci
7
Don't Let Blake Lively Ruin Florals For You
Here are seven other floral examples to restore your faith.
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Kayla Marci
4
Is It Time For A Guess Jeans Comeback?
The nostalgic brand revival has yet to come back for Guess. Could targeting Gen Z change that?
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Kayla Marci
Buying Cute Workout Clothing Is Overrated
I'm not a pilates princess, I'm a pilates goblin.
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Kayla Marci
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10-Step Skincare Routines Can Get In The Bin
Plus, what I put on my super sensitive face featuring absolutely zero sponcon.
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Kayla Marci
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